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    Friends Don't Let Friends E-mail Christening Pics

    cox-arquette1.jpgA picture of David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette posing for a friend's camera at baby Coco's christening landed in our inbox, say, a dozen times today, the payoff at the end of an endlessly forwarded e-mail seemingly originating from an interesting source. The internets will be lousy with the image* by the time we finish typing this sentence, but we're far more interested in the person who supposedly started the e-mail chain and the photo leak. Check out the breathless commentary from the e-mail forwards, then continue on after the jump to find out who's supposedly responsible for stimulating the internet's collective tingly parts:

    Check it out!

    Scroll down and see who sent the original e-mail, then look at the pics.

    you guys are going to be so excited!!!

    Look at who started this e-mail chain at the bottom...

    aniston1.jpgVoila! And the e-mail that supposedly started it all (though spoofing something like this would be exceedingly easy, so take it all with a squirt of baby formula), which reinforces our belief that celebrities should be denied access to internet technology unless supervised by an assistant:

    ——Original Message——-
    From: Jennifer Aniston
    Sent: Friday, April 15, 2005 12:32 PM
    To: [Redacted]
    Subject: FW: Friends in town
    [Redacted],
    Here are some pic's of that Christening that I went to, that I was telling you about...

    And we liked this joke so much the first time that we're going to repeat it: Baby Coco remained surprisingly crispy, even after being dunked in the baptismal font!

    UPDATE: After this public plea from the happy couple, we've decided to take down the photos. The image of Arquette grasping a crayon, his tongue sneaking out of the corner of his mouth as he scrawled an early draft for their publicist...well, that's way more adorable than a little baby in a christening dress. Our blackened hearts melted, what can we say?


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