As the folks at LA.comfidential reported last night, it looks like Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer "Fez" Valderrama have indeed split up, ending their roughly six-month romantic odyssey. The break-up further cements Valderrama's place as this generation's Scott Baio; he'll almost certainly tie a bandana around his thigh and drown his sorrows with a three-week orgy at the Playboy Mansion. Meanwhile, Lohan is now free to chase her first love, the emotionally-distant-yet-darkly-smoldering Captain Morgan.

• Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer Valderrama Split [People]


• Short Ends: Lindsay And Wilmer Break It Off [Defamer]

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