Demi Moore's publicist is still denying that Ashton Kutcher put his penis inside Moore, ejaculated, and that the sperm from said ejaculation then fertilized Moore's egg, resulting in a pregnancy. And, quite frankly, the rep is a little tired of denying it, OK? He snaps at Rush & Molloy:

"She is not pregnant. All I can tell you is what Demi tells me. I will not hound Demi anymore with these questions. Enough already!"

Tomorrow, Grumpy McFlackypants will refuse to issue statements about Moore's womb altogether, instead opting to send all concerned members of the press a camera-phone picture of his extended "denial finger."

• No Moore kiddies! (second item) [NY Daily News]


• Demi Moore: Spunk’d, Finally [Defamer]

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