Trust us, we were looking forward to a Spears-free day more than anyone, but circumstances have once again intervened to render that a silly pipe dream.

Remember the good old days, when Britney Spears used to respond to the paparazzi's attention by either staging balcony oral-sex shows or having her mother pancake them with an SUV? Lately, we've seen a vigilante Spears take justice into her own hands. Back in Louisiana, the Spears family donned alien masks and hurled milkshakes at intrusive photographers. Now she's abandoned the mask and lets the camera harness her rage as she dumps a cup of soda on her pursuer, wisely holding back the frappuccino for her own enjoyment. We stand by our prediction that a feces-flinging Spears will soon be captured on film.

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