Rumors that Britney Spears is indeed incubating the Baby of Truth in her popstar womb are still flying, and not even publicist/human denial machine Leslie Sloane Zelnick can shoot them down. She meekly offers Page Six a defeated "I don't know" about the status of Britney's uterus and claims that Spears isn't returning her calls. Because it's her job to cloud the minds of the press, we must entertain the possibility that LSZ isn't giving us all of the facts and was just having a bad day. After another cup of coffee, she might have come up with something like, "Not only is Britney Spears not pregnant, she's never even seen a background dancer's penis." We're confident she'll do better next time.

• BRITNEY BABY? [NY Post]


• Britney Spears May Procreate [Defamer]


• Britney Spears' Graffiti Of Truth [Defamer]

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