OK, guys, we get the message: Brad's a super daddy stand-in, and your relationship consists of more than just the animalistic throwing together of your sexual reproductive organs. And it's nice that you're all outdoorsy with the cute sand-castles and the dirt-bike riding, but the tandem skydive was really overkill.

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