When he's not making ruinous career choices or impregnating his fiancée, Ben Affleck keeps busy by delighting his friends with his impressive repertoire of genital-related shenanigans. Here, Affleck demonstrates his vaunted Boston Tea Bag (degree of difficulty: 6.5) for director pal Kevin Smith:

BEN Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The "Jersey Girl" director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a "Fruit Basket." Smith explains: "I'd be sitting in the di rector's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the [bleep] was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his [scrotum] out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the [bleep] is wrong with you, dude?' What if it got out in the press that that's the kind of thing you do?' He's like, 'No one would ever [bleeping] believe you, sir.' "

Lest anyone think that this was an isolated incident, we direct you to this story from the set of Surviving Christmas, where Affleck demonstrated his masterful command of the Benitals by flawlessly incorporating a prop into his routine.

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