It's always an incredible relief to discover that one half of your favorite celebrity couple may be pregnant with the other half's offspring, but there's still this incredibly tense period between the publicist's denial of the pregnancy and that first Entertainment Tonight confirmation that they're expecting, when Hollywood holds its collective breath and cattily whispers to itself, "Jesus Fucking Christ, she's really let herself go. Hope she's not headed to rehab!' Let's all cross our fingers and hope that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are having a baby, rather than the unsavory alternative.

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