Angelina Jolie is extending her family the old-fashioned way, by jetting into Ethiopia, proclaiming, "I want that one!", and assimilating a poverty-stricken infant into her steadily-growing brood. Once the quicky adoption of her new daughter is complete, Jolie and newly politically-conscious man-friend Brad Pitt will next (private) jet off to Tibet to select a third delegate of the Security Council for their planned alternate United Nations (comprised entirely of adopted offspring educated solely on international location shoots), which will one day replace the decaying, ineffectual institution and usher in a new era of peace and unity.

Oh, who are we kidding? You know those kids are going to spend their lives trying to convince the public that they've earned their movie roles on their own merits, struggling against the burden of famous parents.

• Angelina Jolie Adopting Ethiopian Girl [AP]
• Previously: The Way To An Actress’s Heart Is Through Her Cambodian Orphan [Defamer]

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