A miraculous thing happened after we uploaded a cameraphone picture of our tasty Quizno's sub, which we intended to include in a lighthearted April Fool's Day feature commenting on the banality of our blogging existence: a ghostly image of waterbedridden producer-in-twilight Robert Evans appeared on the photo of the sandwich. Has anyone heard from Evans lately? Someone ought to check on him, or at the very least call his butler English and have him slip a finger underneath the boss's turtleneck to check for a pulse. We want to make sure this was some sort of internet-related technical hiccup and not the first miracle in Evans's resume for sainthood. It's not his time.

In case you were wondering, the sandwich was delicious.

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