Gawker

Profile logout login
This Goldman House: Bonus Season Means It's Time to Add a New Floor to Your Townhouse

This Goldman House: Bonus Season Means It's Time to Add a New Floor to Your Townhouse #goldmanproject #goldmansachs

The Lonely Faces of Five Minutes on Chat Roulette

The Lonely Faces of Five Minutes on Chat Roulette #gallery #chatroulette

The Stripper Party Pics the Google Elite Didn't Want You to See

The Stripper Party Pics the Google Elite Didn't Want You to See #geeksgonewild #orkutbuyukkokten

How to Destroy a Perfectly Good Fake Trend Story

How to Destroy a Perfectly Good Fake Trend Story #trendwatch #journalismism

<em>Kell on Earth</em>: For Whom the Kell Tolls

Kell on Earth: For Whom the Kell Tolls #recaps #kellonearth

<i>RuPaul's Drag Race</i>: Miss Tyra If You Nasty

RuPaul's Drag Race: Miss Tyra If You Nasty #recaps #rupaulsdragrace

The Prop 8 Judge Is Gay, and It Doesn't Matter

The Prop 8 Judge Is Gay, and It Doesn't Matter #outing #proposition8

Gawker

FAQ. Include # before tag:
#tips, #stalker, #crosstalk, #internalmemos, etc.

Hollywood, 5:42 PM
Tue Feb 9
57 posts in the last 24 hours

DEFAMER TEAM

Tip your editors:


Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder |

Staff Writers:

Entertainment:
Brian Moylan |
Richard Lawson |

SUBSCRIBE TO GAWKER RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers


Please confirm your birth date:

Please enter a valid date
Please enter your full birth year
This content is restricted.

George Clooney Starts Early Campaign To Become India's 2007 Sexiest Man Alive

clooney-bollywood.jpgHaving recently bid a bittersweet and final adieu to his closest slop-eating friend in the world, George Clooney has chosen in the difficult days since to focus entirely on his work, if only to keep distracted from the deep sadness that washes over him every time he thinks of the lonely silence where a cacophony of enthusiastic oinks used to be. Among the many busy-making projects he's currently considering is the slim possibility, as related in his response to what must have been a wire reporter's leading question, of starring in a Bollywood musical:

"I'd love to. There are some filmmakers whose films when you see (them) you say, `That could be an interesting story to tell,'" the 45-year-old actor said in an interview Thursday on the private CNN-IBN channel.

"I was watching a film the other day and the music was just amazing. It's become such a huge industry," he said.

As counterintuitive a proposition as it might sound, a sojourn into India's massive movie business might be exactly the kind of career gamble the actor needs, allowing the Black And White Clooney of recent releases to finally shed his monochromatic skin, starring as a Smurf-hued prince with supernatural lovemaking powers, who is taken to expressing his various thought and emotions through elaborate, Technicolor production numbers backed by a chorus line of 250 high-kicking, scantily clad Hindu goddesses.

  • Clooney Wants to Act in Bollywood Movie [LAT/AP]

Contact information for this author is not available.


Upload an image | Add an image URL ×
×
×
Choose a file to upload:
×
Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
Loading comments ... -/|\
Earlier discussions Paging in progress... | Other discussions | Show all discussions | Show featured discussions only | Expand all threads Collapse all threads
Start a new discussion
By Seth
Dec 7, 2006 04:15 PM 390 2
Edit » Set to Draft » Invite » Syndicate »

Syndicate this post


Site:
Mode:

sending request
cancel
more about #defamer
How to Make It in America's Fictional New York Will Ruin Real New York, Again
Jay Leno's Experimental Phase is Over
Lost Tease: What Kate Didn't Do?
read more: #georgeclooney, #defamer, #defamer
 
  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



Send An Invitation

To invite commenters to this page, paste in a list of comma-separated email addresses, and then select send invites.

Please enter at least one email address.
Please use valid email addresses.
Please use unique email addresses.
Please enter fewer addresses.
requesting invites

Send a link

Send a link to this post 'George Clooney Starts Early Campaign To Become India's 2007 Sexiest Man Alive' via email:

Please enter your name.
Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your recipient's email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your message.
Sending message