By Mark, 12:00 PM on Mon Dec 12 2005, 4,871 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Bruce Willis ex and backyard 1-meter shallow-diving bronze medalist Brooke Burns clearly didn't learn her lesson from last month's accident. While the only apparent ill effect she's suffering from her pool mishap is paralyzing adorableness, the hundreds of copycatting aspiring actresses who throw themselves headlong into drained pools in hopes of authentically rocking a bedazzled Kitson neckbrace like Brooke's may not be so lucky, and likely will wind up in far less fabulous Swarovski-encrusted wheelchairs.

• Brooke Burns’ Fancy Neckbrace [Damn I'm Cute]
• Previously: Bruce Willis Offers $1 Million To Capture Pool That Attacked Ex-Girlfriend [Defamer]