If Hollywood really isn't much more than a constant dick-measuring contest, the strategic mailing address label placement on the cover of the latest BusinessWeek should make anyone think twice before lining up against new Disney Superman Steve Jobs and slapping his manhood down on the table. Subscribers to the magazine might expect that once they peel off the label, they'll merely uncover the rest of Jobs' partially obscured leg; in actuality, the sticker actually hides a cartoon of CEO Robert Iger, wearing nothing but a ball gag, a pair of mouse ears, and an expression of terror as he cowers before the man who'll probably take his job in a couple of years.

• BusinessWeek online [businessweek.com]
• Previously: Disney And Pixar Finally Get It On [Defamer]

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