· "'I like a great sense of humor, a good personality and someone with a little spunkiness,' Katie Holmes says of her dream guy. 'Tall, dark, and handsome.'" Weel, she definitely got spunky...
· Attention Kate Mantilini diners: Just in case you neglected to read the warning on the menu, you are being monitored.
· Who does Sony have to burn at the stake to convince people that the Bewitched statue in Salem is a celebration of the witch lifestyle, and not just a cheap promotion for the upcoming movie (or the TV Land sitcom revival)?
·Greenlight this movie (and every movie like it) immediately: "'The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid,' Alba says as she climbs a hill, panting slightly. 'I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' " [via Whatevs]

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