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—Think you can tell the difference between the CBS dramas? TVGasm's quiz asks you to prove it. Come on, there's not really a show called NCIS. Stop jerking our chain, Moonves.
—Behind Ben Affleck's sarcastic SNL monologue is some genuine hurt. Hug it out, bitch.
—Thank God that Richard Gere is sharing his thoughts on Taiwenese politics. Otherwise we'd have to think about how badly Shall We Dance? is going to bomb.
—LAist/WFME's Paul Davidson eviscerates Hilary Duff's running style. Really, Paul, what did she ever do to you?
—What Court Papers Would Jesus File? Don't ask Mel Gibson to pray with you, or you could wind up on the wrong side of a restraining order.
—Anthony Kiedis busted his chili pepper with his dad's girlfriend. There's nothing at all creepy about that.