Our blogging overlords at Gawker Media have opened up an in-house shop, currently offering up a small selection of t-shirts in Gawker, Wonkette, and Defamer Lite flavors. And unlike our blog products, the t-shirts aren't produced in sweat shops; your twenty bucks will only support the exploitation of slackers, not 6-year-old Vietnamese children. Our "An Agent Ate My Baby" t-shirt is an excellent way to either condemn the widely accepted Hollywood practice or ironically undercut your own toddler-gobbling activities. Either way, you'll be the hit of Wilshire Boulevard!

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