We know how much you love to hear about our misadventures with internet access (why do we always believe Time Warner when they say they won't hit us again? We really need to take Courtney Love's New Year's resolutions to heart and stop being their doormat), so we thought we'd let you know that six eastside cafes later, we've finally found a place where we can get online and get some work done. Our normally scheduled stream of nonsense will commence shortly. As always, thanks for your love, support, and saintlike patience in these troubling times.

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