BREAKING: Diana Ross Bends a Fender

Admittedly, I'm new to this Defamer thing, making it a tough call whether or not to run a reader submitted tip. But this one was so juicy, I'm going for it:

Hey guys just have a QUICK second to send this from my phone (so PLEASE excuse the quality !) I just saw Diana Ross had a HUGE fenderbender (as in the whole freakin thing came off!) on the corner of Poinsettia and Sunset and she was hiding in the doorway of a dry cleaner!

I can only hope things don't quickly escalate into a Dog Day Afternoon-type situation, with Miss Ross holed-up inside the cleaners as crowds outside chant a taunting "Upside Down, Upside Down!"

UPDATE
We now have photographic proof supporting the Diana Ross accident item ("now" because we just discovered the attachments). As you can clearly see, demarked by a green oval, none other than Miss Diana Ross is cowering in the doorway of a Fluff and Fold as her mangled vehicle is towed away.

UPDATE 2: Readers claim that it was Ross's son driving the car.

More Diana damage after the jump.

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