It was only a matter of time before someone gave the troubled half of the Olsen Twins the t-shirt treatment. Not bad. But we hereby donate the following for t-shirt immortalization: twin "I'm with Cokehead" and "I'm With Fatty" shirts. Feel free to send us royalty checks when you're millionaires.

UPDATE: The shirts have moved here, probably because Cafe Press disallows graven images of celebrities on t-shirts, coffee mugs, and mouse pads. The t-shirts' new home offers a better look at its truly chilling Mary-Kate graphic.

• Save Mary-Kate! [CafePress.com]

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