When the Olsen twins' lawyers did some preliminary saber-rattling about their displeasure over the Save Mary-Kate t-shirts bearing a cartoonishly skeletal likeness of half of their meal ticket, they weren't fucking around. Dualstar Entertainment, the twins' corporate empire built on the back of the world's brainwashed tweens, has fired off a cease-and-desist letter to the t-shirt's makers. (The legal love-note is nobly reproduced at The Smoking Gun.) We wish entrepreneurs Randy and Moss the best of luck in their dealings with The Empire, and breathe a sigh of relief that we never put those "She's a Cokehead, Bitch!" lobster bibs into production.

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