This report from last night's website launch party for the Satine boutique on Third Street raises an interesting question: If two high-profile Scientologists show up to an event, do they set up a booth and take people's e-meter readings? We really hope they do.

At the Satine (groovy 3rd street boutique) website launch, a very annoyed Bijou Phillips was side-kicking away just like her BFF Nicky Hilton on Saturday night at the HBO party. She looked miserable to be there, but put her in front of a flashbulb and she lights up as bright as a crack pipe.

Kirsten Dunst, the co-host with Beck was at least giving a good college try to muster an obligatory smile (in between Parliaments). Beck looked cute and was in attendance with obligatory Scientologist Erika Christensen. Also there, Pamela from Apprentice 2. So weird. She had A LOT of foundation on. A ton of hipsters swarmed inside and out, talking about running into each other at Guy's. I started sweating profusely and grabbed my goody bag and left.

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