When Hottest Hollywood Assistants launched its highly amusing, if brief, reign of beauty-rating terror on the industry's call-rolling caste in late March, not everyone was amused to suddenly discover his or her picture up for ranking on the site. (Especially, we imagine, the guy from Michael Bay's office whose prankster-supplied avatar was fucking a tailpipe while wearing lingerie.) Some were even so upset at their identity-jacking that they called attorneys (assistants with lawyers—the end is surely nigh), as illustrated by the conscientiously redacted cease-and-desist letter excerpted above, which seems to make the argument that misrepresenting one's place on the hotness scale or career ambitions are sins as serious as using someone's likeness without permission.

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