We're constitutionally disinclined from mentioning Clay Aiken twice in a week, much less twice in a single morning, but a reader forwarded this screenshot showing how Aiken's hometown paper's website chose to celebrate the news that the President gave their favorite local boy his first real job, which we are far, far too weak not to share. Try to resist beaming right along with the special little guy as it's explained to him that he's going to go on a field trip to the White House!

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