The brilliant recurring SNL sketch known as "The Continental," in which the camera plays unwilling love interest to Christopher Walken 's lecherous faux-sophisticate, has somewhat tarnished the actor's image as a legitimate leading man. Let this montage, then, be the tonic that successfully returns Walken to his rightful place in our collective id as full-fledged pansexual lust object. Set to the purring moans of Serge Gainsbourg's classic "Je t'aime... moi non plus," the video strings together every passionate kiss, caress, and embrace in the Walken canon, making it not unlike an all-Walken version of the final scene of Cinema Paradiso. Dim the lights, open a bottle of Pinot, and watch it with someone you love. (video NSFW)

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