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Dear Differently Shaped/Abled/Pigmented/Limbed People of Los Angeles: New and exciting opportunities in the pirate-extra field await you at an open casting call next weekend for the sequels to Pirates of the Caribbean. Dear Asian People of Los Angeles: Yeah, you can come too, but be ready to play a hooker.
Pirates: Extreme characters and hideously unattractive types, ages 18-50. Odd body shapes or very lean to extremely skinny. Missing teeth, wandering eyes and serial killer looks with real long hair & beards. Wigs & makeup are not what we’re looking for. We also need little people, very large sumo wrestler types, extremely tall or extremely short people, albinos, amputees. Any size or shape that is NOT average is best. All ethnicities. Mostly men, very few women.
Asian Men & Women: We need tons of Asian people of all ages and types to play Townspeople, Shopkeepers, Prostitutes, Pirates etc. All shapes, sizes and ages over 18.
If you are not one of these specific types please do not attend the open call.
Dear Attractive White People: Unfortunately, this project has no need for background "hot blonde beach rollerbladers," so report back to your jobs slinging drinks at Concorde until further notice.
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