Providing further evidence we're marching inexorably toward a global economy based in the buying and selling of items once touched by Britney Spears, the banned eBay auction featuring Spears' wedding night boy shorts is back, and it's now a value-added sale that includes a matching bra! The wily entrepreneur has circumvented eBay's "used underwear" prohibition by claiming the items are a "brand new set," but we all know that if they're authentic, they're too used to foist off on even the Salvation Army. There's really no good way to get out those Cheeto smears.

• Britney Spears Bra and Boyshorts From Her Wedding Night [eBay]


• The Britney Economy: The Wedding Night Panties [Defamer]


• Inside The Publicist Denials: Britney's Wedding Night Panties [Defamer]

Contact information for this author is not available.