A little birdie told us to expect a press conference at around 1 p.m. finally announcing Harvey and Bob Weinstein's eternally-anticpated divorce from Disney. Let's hope this is actually going down so that we can all have some closure. We're so very tired of dreaming up scenarios in which Harvey Weinstein agrees to trade his mother to Michael Eisner in exchange for keeping the Miramax name.

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