Waving from a window at Cedars Sinai to the paparazzi photographers who are easily the most positive influence in his young life , young Sean Preston Federline has never looked happier, for he knows that his harried, butter-fingered mother's attention will be focused on the new baby instead of him, a benign maternal neglect that should serve to drastically reduce the number of gravity-related head injuries he'll suffer in the coming year. He'll laugh and laugh from the safety of his nanny-driven stroller as his little brother learns firsthand, as Sean once did, that Mommy always drops the squriming baby before the cup of Jamba Juice when she gets flustered by the nice men trying to take their picture.

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