Drop what you are doing, step away from your desk, and offer up joyous shouts of thanks (or, depending on your perspective, hair-tearing lamentations) to your preferred deity, for Britney Spears has successfully reproduced again, according to the National Enquirer. Almost exactly a year after introducing the world to soon-to-be fumbled son Sean Preston, Spears and impressively potent househusband Kevin Federline delivered another baby boy via Caesarean (vaginal birth is so low class, y'all) early this morning, moving the couple one infant closer to completing their planned, nineteen-child-strong brood, a white-trash breeding project that should keep her uterus booked through her prime reproductive years.

• BRITNEY GIVES BIRTH: IT'S A BOY! [National Enquirer]

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