Finally, the fuzzy, inconclusive paparazzi money-shots we've all been waiting for! At left, Britney Spears and mother Lynne lovingly take two piles of dirty laundry out for a stroll by the pool; at right, grandma gives the world its first-ever sneak peak at a partially shaved coconut in a blanket. While the Spears ladies taunted helicopter-borne photographers outside, proud daddy Kevin Federline stayed inside and treated young Preston Michael to his first lesson on how to repair a cranky toaster with a single, wet salad fork.

Tomorrow: A Star shutterbug is trampled to death when Britney takes a frozen turkey in a stroller out for a frappuccino.

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