1) "Which television star called off her wedding the night before the nuptials? She changed her mind after having a sexy fling with the best man." [NYDN]

2) "What barely hanging onto A list married movie actor who is always Mr. Macho was seen, umm, how can I put this, getting serviced by a male assistant director on his latest movie. The trailer for the actor was unlocked and a production assistant walked in and now everyone knows. I was shocked when I heard it because I had never heard a peep that he leaned that way. Ever." [CDaN]

3) "We were out hiking on a remote section of popular hiking trail last week when we turned a corner and ran into the female star of a well-known TV drama. Having had some business dealings in the past, we stopped to exchange a few words. While we were standing there chatting, the celeb lit up a cigarette. My friend asked her if she usually smoked while exercising. Without hesitation, she responded that if smoking was bad for her heart and walking was good for her heart, she figured that if she did the two simultaneously that they would cancel each other out and she would be healthy. It's tough to argue with that kind of logic." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which musically inclined young celeb has been dubbed - behind his back, of course - 'Lip Gloss' because he always puts it on before hitting a red carpet?" [NYDN] [Oh, Effwinkle.]

2) "Which magical actor is a hit with the ladies but keeps joking that they're wasting his time as his wand swings the other way?" [Mirror]

3) "This B-/C+ movie actor is married to a B-/B+ television actress. Over the past few months there have been some rumors swirling that their marriage is in trouble. The husband even had to spend several nights away from the family home when his wife kicked him out because she thought he was cheating. This has been a huge shock because everyone has thought they would stay together forever. Not just the public, but their friends and family as well.

Well it turns out that the husband wasn't cheating at all and that the couple were being played by a D list movie actress (you will never guess her) who is in the husband's latest movie and a few of her pap friends. The D list actress wanted some publicity and started telling everyone she could think of that she was sleeping with the husband when she wasn't. Then the paps got into the act by spreading the rumor and it got back to the wife who told the husband to not come home for a few days because even she believed it.

At some point the wife called one of her close friends who is frequently stalked by paps. A few questions were asked and the next thing you know the wife discovers none of it was true and she and the husband make up. The problem is the rumors will not go away and are spreading and multiplying. The only good news is that the D lister has not got the publicity she has wanted." [CDaN]

"This music celebrity is well past their prime, yet still seems intent on ingratiating themselves into the Michael Jackson story. They managed to score a ticket to the Michael Jackson Memorial Service. While there, they started grabbing every camera crew in sight, introducing themselves, and claimed that Michael Jackson was practically a son to them, and they were practically a parent to him.

Even more fantastically, they also claimed to have discovered Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5, and to have personally coached Michael in his unique singing and dance style. It's hard to believe that a person so close and important to the Jacksons was not invited to any of the gatherings involving the close friends and family. Perhaps it's because they invented the story to make themselves feel important. No, it's not Diana Ross." [BlindGossip]

1) "Damage control! Which hard-partying actor rushed back to his local AA chapter when he was caught drinking, but is actually still on the sauce?" [NYDN]

2) "Which star summoned staff to get him something to powder his nose with at a recent festival? The bloke didn't care who saw him as he indulged in his habit." [Mirror]

3) "I guess she would be considered an A list actress. So few actresses are given the opportunity to open movies, but she has. Almost always movies. Rarely television. It needs to be special. Anyway, over the weekend she had a little bit to drink and there was a guy at the party who had a little bit to drink and he made a comment about her anatomy. She didn't hit the guy, but only because two people stepped in between them when she lunged at him." [CDaN]

4) "Don't expect to see any new photos of this paparazzi favorite this week. She will be in hiding for several days and is not expected to give a public statement with the reason. While some may report that she is having cosmetic surgery - or spending several days holed up with her acting co-star - the real reason is much more down-to-earth. She got a bad sunburn this past weekend, and no amount of makeup can make her look photo-friendly. She will emerge from hiding when she no longer looks like a lobster in drag." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which self-important, philandering writer who was dumped recently by his long-suffering wife is complaining that his jerky behavior is no longer covered on Page Six, moaning, 'You start getting used to it. And then you pick up the paper and you're not there and you think, "Well, what am I, chopped liver?" ' " [NYP]

2) "Which unnaturally thin celebrity chef credits her bony frame to good eating habits, but really is addicted to laxatives?" [NYP]

3) "Which actor may have transformed himself from the drinker he once was, but still travels with his sponsor to avoid a slipup?" [NYDN]

4) "This annual party has lost its exclusive edge over the years, but since its for charity, we'll be kind. Despite his recent relationship troubles, this controversial young guy spent a lot of time at the party with a girl who appeared to be his date. She is known in her genre, but isn't quite as mainstream as the girl from whom controversial guy is currently estranged. She must have partied harder than observed, because once out in the parking lot, she opened the car door to heave out the side, and then slammed the door and drove away. It's a pity that she couldn't enjoy the party sober." [BlindGossip]

Oh, and! The guy at Crazy Days and Nights is revealing the identities of a ton of items. Freedom!

1) "Which hard-partying reality starlet is nearly bald after years of abusing hair extensions? The gal's actual locks are only 2 inches long!" [NYDN]

2) "What B- list movie and television comedy actor is currently having to reshoot many scenes from a recent movie. He has been doing so many drugs on his film that he has wildly different looks from one scene to the next depending on when it was shot. It has become so bad that more scenes are being written into the movie for other actors in an attempt to create a story without using many of our comic actor's scenes and story line." [CDaN]

3) "These two over-30 actors always appeared to be pretty happy together. As far as we know, both have worked steadily throughout their careers, neither has ever been to rehab, and they seem like good parents. Why are they suddenly having problems? Seems that our actor got a little too friendly with a cute extra on one of his recent film projects. He was spied in his trailer with the extra. Both at least partially undressed. In a horizontal position. He'll be lucky if he doesn't get kicked to the curb." [BlindGossip]

1) "These two brothers are both successful actors. However, one has always had more success than the other, as well as the financial rewards that come with that. While they act chummy when you catch them together in front of the cameras, behind the scenes, resentment has been boiling. When one brother found out the other was auditioning for a role he really wanted himself, he arranged a fake emergency so the brother wouldn't be able to make it to the audition on time, and showed up in his place." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which former boy bander looked oh-so-strung-out over the weekend? His diet of booze and nose candy certainly isn't helping his skin-and-bones appearance." [NYDN]

2) "This foreign born C+/B- list mostly movie actor with one very famous television role loves using the "N" word because he thinks it makes him look cool. This lasted about ten minutes on the set of of one of his very recent movies. Upon hearing it, his co-star and fellow C+/B- list mostly movie actor punched our foreign born actor and knocked him out cold. He didn't use the term again the entire movie." [CDaN]

3) "This young couple turned a work relationship into a romance. There is lots of paparazzi evidence of the two spending their off-screen time together. So there was naturally a considerable amount of buzz when the actor was seen shopping alone for a very beautiful and rather expensive piece of jewelry. A few weeks later, the jewelry was spied being worn… by another actress on the same production. Oops. It looks like the couple we all think is a couple isn't very exclusive." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which A-list actor has such a steamship-sized head that he needs to special-order his motorcycle helmets?" [NYDN]

2) "Which rocker put a padlock on her portaloo, dubbing it the 'Glastonbury powder room'? She gave only her pals the code so they could use the cabin to chop-up and inhale several grams of marching powder." [Mirror]

3) "This former A list and now a B- always movie actress always likes to pretend she has the perfect marriage. Whenever she does press for a new movie like she is now she always talks about how she and her husband do everything together and seems to forget they spend about two months a year together and those are the most miserable two months of the year. Oh, her husband is an A list writer." [CDaN]

4) "These two actors were once co-stars in television and at least one movie. One is now A list and only does movies, while the other has dropped from an A list movie star to a B- list will take anything actor. Anyway, the two were at a charity sports event recently and at the event was an auction where someone could win a round of golf with the pair. Well, instead of just one winner, they surprised the audience by inviting everyone who bid on the item to play golf with them. They paid for everyone to play, a party after and gave a $100,000 donation to the charity who had sponsored the original auction." [CDaN]

1) "Which former elected official has been cheating on her husband? This wife and mother was spotted going into a Midtown hotel with the head of a group pushing school reform, who's also married. Said our source, 'Not the first time and not the last time'." [NYP]

2) "Which rocker is back on drugs? Although she claims to be clean, when she checked out of a Manhattan hotel recently, the maid found the room littered with dirty needles." [NYP]

3) "Which sultry screen siren slept with several of the leading men in her new big-budget flick, but refused to get horizontal with the director? He's so peeved, he's threatening to ban the gal from his future films." [NYDN] [Has to be Sienna Miller or Megan Fox, right?]

4) "While shooting on the set of their latest movie, these two stars have a completely different way of interacting with their fans. Well, I should say one interacts with fans, and one pretends she cannot see or hear them. Our B+ list movie actor usually plays the fun guy and it seems that when he is filming it is the exact same way. He spends most of the time in between takes speaking with fans, taking pictures and talking the entire time. Our A+ list actress on the other hand spends her time in between takes as far away from the fans as possible and has absolutely nothing to do with them. She is very good at pretending not to hear them or see them." [CDaN] [Paul Rudd and Reese Witherspoon?]

5) "This pop tart just can't seem to make up her mind about which flavor she likes better! Sometimes it's vanilla, sometimes it's chocolate, and sometimes it's brown sugar cinnamon. Sometimes she keeps all of them handy when she travels just so she can pick a different one each day." [BlindGossip] [Get it, he's talking about races!!!]

1) "Which mean-spirited starlet e-mailed a co-star's sex tape to a lengthy list of mutual friends?" [NYDN]

2) "She is a celebrity. Not an actress, but a C+/B- television host and former reality star. Anyway as a host of her program she has a few provisions that she needs followed at all times. No one can speak to her prior to 8am. Also, she needs a minimum of two hours for makeup. Either her boyfriend or a friend must be with her at all times. She only does one take of each stand up she does before the camera. One. No more than that ever. She is such a diva that most of the crew quits after working with her for just one episode." [CDaN]

1) "Which TV star will absolutely scream when she discovers her husband was chasing girls at an L.A. nightclub over the weekend?" [NYDN]

2) "This A list celebrity chef loves his women. He loves them a lot. He always has and probably always will. I don't know his wife puts up with it. In his latest escapade our celebrity chef was at an out of town event away from his wife, so of course he needed to find some company for the night. No spank-o-vision for our chef. Nope. Instead he managed to find two blondes and a brunette for his late night entertainment. As they were headed to his room, the brunette was all over him and our chef was drunk. Probably that way he has an excuse when he is eventually caught." [CDaN]

3) "This young celebrity couple did not actively promote their dating status during their last project together. They kept it quiet, and were smart enough to use protection during their intimate off-screen moments. Unfortunately it did fail on one occasion, and she wound up pregnant. Sorry, no wild tales of diseases and drugs and drama in this case, nor the impending birth of a golden child. The whole event was actually handled very quickly, quietly and professionally as she dropped out of sight for only two days to have a procedure done. The couple is a fairly mature one for their age, and still have eyes only for each other." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which hot young bachelor has (quite disappointingly) revealed himself to be a totally awful kisser?" [NYDN]

2) "You know the HIV scare that is going through the porn industry? Well, it turns out this married B+ television/rarely movies actor on a hit network comedy has a girlfriend who is one of the infected pornstars. And no, it isn't Charlie Sheen." [CDaN]

3) "Which superstar athlete is several months behind on the mortgage payments on his house? It isn't because he isn't making money or because he is forgetful. It's because he is scared. Every penny he scores right now is going toward paying off some outrageous gambling debts he racked up over the past couple of years. It seems that the consequence of someone hurting him or his family is more pressing than the thought of losing his house." [BlindGossip] [Barkley too obvious?]

1) "Which reality star was too busy flirting with her date in the Hamptons to pay attention to her kids?" [NYDN]

2) "This B list television actress on a hit network drama has some siblings. One of the siblings is an actor himself. Way down the list. D or lower. He is also very young. As in young teenage young. It didn't stop him at a recent event though from hitting on women who were over twice his age. It would have been hilarious except for the fact he really believed his own hype and that of his sister. Oh, and he has wandering hands. He was a piece of work." [CDaN]

3)"There has been a great deal of speculation lately about this married couple. She is a singer and he is not. She is B+ list and he is not. She has been rumored to be the cause of the break up talk because of her indiscretions. However, it seems that he is the reason for the potential break up. Apparently he got romantically involved with another gentleman who acquired some incriminating pictures and videos about the life of our couple which were found in their house. He received a very healthy payout from the couple courtesy of the wife's checkbook. She is very resentful towards her husband for letting the blackmailer into the home and that is why there could be a split." [CDaN]

4) "This actress peaked in the 1990s. Everyone knew her name, and her beautiful face was on the cover of every magazine. Looking to make a comeback, she has approached several directors and producers about roles that are really geared toward a much younger generation. While she is convinced that she should be playing the role of a beautiful woman, most show runners agree that several plastic surgeries have left her looking a little too scary for a mainstream part. She actually burst into tears when one offered her the role of a monstrous character and was told her that it would require only makeup - but no prosthetics - to make her look the part." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which music mogul looks at himself in the mirror every morning and recites an ode to his greatness?" [NYDN]

2) "What A list nationally syndicated radio host is getting dropped by her home station and the second biggest market in the country?" [CDaN]

3) "When most couples divorce, they want it over with as quickly as possible so that they can move on with their lives, or for the sake of the children, or because lengthy divorces cost more money. Not this couple! They are currently negotiating to stretch out the divorce as long as possible. Even though they can't stand each other - and have lived separately for a while now - as long as the family is somewhat intact, they both make a lot more money than they could with a regular job. Right now they are negotiating for two plus years of continued steady income. Yes, that's right. He is just as motivated by the money as she." [BlindGossip]

1) Which huge 90s comedy star wasn't just a star of the TV screen - he also had a special treat for his partner? On special occasions he'd agree to proclaim his famous catch-phrase, as he came on his partner's face. [Popbitch]

2) This married A list female singer has a very funny way of working. For example, when she is scheduled to shoot a music video she shows up at one time of day and one time of day only. If the director schedules a 7am shoot, that is great, but our singer is not going to show up until 11. No, not 11am. That would only be four hours late. Nope, our singer only shoots videos at 11pm. No one knows if it is her playing diva or because she can't get going until that time of night. No one wants to work on her videos anymore unless they are paid the very top rate available plus overtime due to all the down time and waiting and waiting. Because of the diva attitude, her videos cost an extra $25,000-30,000 a day to shoot than they would if she showed on time. [CDAN]

3) Which ditsy blond didn't seem to care when a crowd of ladies caught her sniffing Colombia's finest - right out in the open - in Atlantic City? [Gatecrasher]

4) Which celebrity couple seem to be unclear on the concept of parenting a teenage child? Given that at least one member of the couple struggled with substance abuse in the past, you would think that they would be extra vigilent with their own kid/s. Not so. The underage teen in question was spotted out last weekend at a party 3 am. It's not like the parents didn't know about it. One of them was actually there at the party earlier in the evening and had even kissed the child good bye when they left at 2 am. [Blind Gossip]

The New York Post ran a blind item last week detailing an actor on the brink: "Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse? He claimed he needed time off because of the heartbreak of his public split, but he's actually headed to rehab."

A blog called Spielster put two and two together before Variety's announcement, as rumors had been floating around for a few days that the actor's involvement in Cartel and the gloomy-sounding Three Stooges was tenuous at best.

If he his having problems with his wife (and, really, when isn't he?) or doing too many drugs, now is a perfect time to lay low for a while. He's so awash in the Milky glow of the industry's respect that he really doesn't need to do anything right away to capitalize on a moment. No, people will wait around for him, as they have since Fast Times. Plus, the Three Stooges thing will likely be a disaster, so walking away could prove a wise decision.

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1) "Which married hot tamale of an actress has three boyfriends on the side? One is rich, one is pretty and one is a rough-and-tumble Oscar nominee." [NYDN]

2) "This Academy Award nominated/winner A+ list actor doesn't get much publicity for all of the good he does, and so I thought I would share one of the things about him which he did for no reason other than being a great guy. While shooting a film our actor was introduced to a young girl. The girl had wanted to meet our actor for a very long time. Because she was dying of leukemia, her parents had asked Make-A-Wish to make it happen. For whatever reason they had not. Well, someone on the set heard about this little girl and asked our actor if it would be ok for her to meet him. He said sure, and the girl came. At the time she visited him she had a few weeks to live. When he asked about her medical treatment he was told there really wasn't any money. Our actor paid for all her medical bills and three years later she is still alive and still in touch with our actor." [CDaN]

3) "This famous couple has been together for a long time. They are beards for each other. Perhaps a little too vocally. Even when interviewers don't mention it, they bring up their fantastic, creative, and very active sex life, and how much they love and support each other. Why? It's because her career sucks. It has stalled out over the past few years because she has no credibility with producers or directors as a romantic lead. The two best film roles she's landed this century were solely due to her husband and family friend landing the leads. So now you know that whatever excuse she gives for doing a small screen, non-network show is bogus, and that she will continue to talk, talk, talk about romance until she can sell herself to the movie world as a viable big screen lead." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which male music diva kicked a billionaire out of his house - just because he put his dirty feet on a pristine white couch?" [NYDN]

2) "What teenage B list female singer who always seems so good is having an affair with her married almost 40 road manager?" [CDaN]

3) "Which screen siren is pulling strings behind the scenes to push an actor out of a part? Funny thing is that it's not even her movie! It's her man's. Turns out that a minor part was given to an actor with whom she had a tryst a few years ago, and she doesn't want the guy blabbing details to her current man about it.

Yes, her current man already has more than an inkling about her past, as she was rather notorious for her wild ways, but our girl is totally tenacious about remaking her image into a more wholesome one. Having her SO find out first-hand about a four-way encounter just a couple of years ago would probably not help either her cause or their somewhat strained relationship." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which Hamptons real estate dealmaker has a slick new trick? He fires the gardener and lets the grass grow as high as his Gucci belt, so that bottom-feeding buyers assume the bank owns the property, and he gets four calls a day as a result." [NYP]

2) "Which movie legend proclaims in her nightclub act, not once, but twice, 'Although I love girls, I don't sleep with them' — causing eyebrows in the room to hit the chandelier." [NYP]

3) "Which reporter with a history of substance abuse was hammered at a benefit at Cipriani 42nd Street the other night? The unsteady scribe stumbled over Hugh Jackman as they were exiting and the gallant Aussie helped him out the door." [NYP]

4) "Which married Oscar winner wasn't acting too kingly when he was caught groping a waitress at a N.Y.C. nightclub recently?" [NYDN]

5) "Which naughty celeb was caught out in the VIP room following his partner into the toilets? Hmm, we wonder what they got up to." [Mirror]

6) "Some good news for this formerly B+ movie actress and now a C. It appears she is off the drugs and even her husband appears clean. The bad news is he can't get a job and so has been hired by the producers as her personal makeup artist for the movie she is filming right now. I can't believe she got another movie." [CDaN]

7) "This former B list television actress was on a hit initial show and now has said goodbye to that and has dropped to a quick C. Anyway, she is known for her love of meth and at a wrap party at the end of the season, our actress decided that she was going to drive her B- list aging comic co-star's SUV through a garage door at the party. A closed garage door. After she had crashed through the door and dented the wall of the kitchen someone asked her why she had done it, and she said just because it was something she had always wanted to do. Nice." [CDaN]

8) "This A list actress who used to be the highest paid actress in Hollywood donated her entire paycheck from a recent movie to four different charities. It was the largest donation any of the four charities had ever received." [CDaN]

9) "This television actor has a reputation as being a great family guy. In fact, he seems like one of the last few genuinely nice guys left in Hollywood. The truth is quite a bit seedier. You see, he's supporting a stripper on the side to the tune of $20,000 per month. Sure, that's a lot of money - and it's sad that his wife likely doesn't know what's going on - but there's one fact that makes this really difficult for all the parties involved: the actor is actually totally and completely head-over-lucite-heels in love with the pole girl." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which very married actor had a flirtatious folly with a gay hairdresser?" [NYDN]

2) "What aging but not really old Academy Award winner/nominee A list actor recently had a heart attack and passed out but refused to go the hospital. Instead, he had his doctor come to the house and hired a nurse to watch over him for a few days. He even went to a sporting event three days after it happened." [CDaN]

3) "This closeted acting heartthrob is hunting for a new bachelor pad. It's not because he wants to live alone. It's because he wants to do something about his current living situation before he really begins hating his ex so much that it interferes with his work. The reason for all the animosity? He caught his ex in bed with a tranny." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which up-and-coming film star was smoking an alien substance out in the open at a recent NYC party?" [NYDN]

2) "This Real Housewife was asked to leave a recent high profile charity event because of inappropriate behavior. She got really drunk and kept thinking she was at Mardi Gras and people were throwing her beads." [CDaN] [Vicki!!!!]

3) "Actress A and Actress B each wanted their own talk show. Not surprising, since each is known for being pretty funny - as well as very vocal about their individual causes.

Actress A sought the endorsement and collaborative skills of a media mogul who has had great success in this genre, and was well on her way to getting a show into production. Actress B, who is as kooky as Actress A, got wind of this, and began talking to the mogul too. At some point, Actress B convinced the mogul that Actress A was too mouthy and scary about her cause, and that audiences would be completely turned off. It worked. The mogul unexpectedly pulled the plug on Actress A, and decided to back Actress B instead, both financially and creatively. Actress A is absolutely furious. However, knowing that talking badly about the mogul or Actress B would be a bad career move, expect her to cheer on both as Actress B's show goes on air." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which married Chicago billionaire has a girlfriend in New York and plans for a romantic getaway in Montauk this weekend? Friends say the other woman isn't even attractive." [NYP]

2) "Which music man brings along three necessities on all his tours: men in tight shorts, muscular food servers and Persian rugs?" [NYDN]

3) "Which pop star is such a diva backstage, she refuses to even make eye contact with her backing dancers. If she sees one in the corridor, she turns her face to the wall until they've has passed." [Mirror]

4) "This Academy Award winner/nominee A list movie actor is also a big music fan. Not so much of other music, but primarily of his own. He also has a huge ego. On a recent movie he was shooting he had it written into his contract that once a week a certain number of crew members had to show up in his hotel suite and listen to our actor play his guitar and the songs he was writing. Most of the songs were about himself and things he had accomplished in his life. Needless to say the crew hated him with a passion. Instead of going home to their families, once a week they had to go to a hotel suite for a few hours and listen to the bag of wind go on and on about great he was. In song." [CDaN]

5) "Which very eligible bachelor has paid an unknown knockout a considerable chunk of change? Turns out the amorous actor is up to some pretty freaky tricks in the bedroom and often pays off his more prudish bed buddies." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which dreamy-eyed actor is embarrassed to admit he's hooking up with a hard-partying starlet?" [NYDN]

2) "What we have here is a marriage that didn't last long, but oh what a wedding it was. Everyone was there to see this couple getting married. The divorce was just as spectacular. The husband is a celebrity both in North America and in Europe. The wife is a permanent A list entertainer. She will always be A list. Anyway, contrary to everything you would think to be true, this couple did have sex on a fairly regular basis. In fact, the story goes they had sex every day and sometimes twice a day. The only catch to the whole thing was that the husband has OCD in a very serious way and he insisted that his wife remove the sheets from the bed after the deed and throw them away to never be used again. He wouldn't touch sheets either new or not and wouldn't allow anyone other than his wife to touch them or make the bed." [CDaN] [Ed. guess: Totally Liza and David Gest, right?]

3) "Which A-list actress currently undergoing marital problems of the highest order has turned to comfort eating? The normally pin-thin actress has surprised the wardrobe department on her latest film with her expanding waistline." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which once prominent magazine writer/TV interviewer now appears in elegant homes wearing men's clothes and a fedora? Sighed one jaded observer, 'These days, becoming a lesbian is a career move'." [P6]

2) "Which sexy leading man, known for his wandering eye, recently hooked up with a pouty songstress? The raven-haired rocker is a big change from his usual choice of supermodels." [P6]

3) "Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse? He claimed he needed time off because of the heartbreak of his public split, but he's actually headed to rehab." [P6]

4) "Which heartthrob actor nearly cried bloody murder when he couldn't get into a private lounge?" [NYDN]

5) "This intense B list movie and sometime television actor takes parenting very seriously. He knows the reputation of bars and clubs in Hollywood to serve underage celebrities. So, to make sure his B list actress daughter doesn't drink he calls ahead to wherever she is going and makes sure they know they will be in for a world of hurt if they serve her booze." [CDaN]

6) "She might not always be the best role model as a mother, but this former B list movie actress with A list name recognition is extremely controlling when it comes to the location of her kids. Not only does she have GPS trackers on the cell phones of her kids, she also doesn't allow them to go out at night unless she or a parent is with them. She knows what kind of mistakes she made as a teenager and doesn't want her kids to make the same mistakes." [CDaN]

7) "At the opposite extreme from the above parents is this B list movie and television actor who has been around forever. While raising his C list actor son, he had only one rule. Don't get arrested. Other than that he didn't care if or when his child came home or what he did as long as he didn't get caught." [CDaN]

8) "Which aging actress has stayed away from the spotlight of late because she tried to inject her own lips with vegetable oil during a drunken night?" [BlindGossip]

1) "This actor is C list, and has done 90% television. At one time in the not too distant past he was B list and decided to roll the dice for A list and came up empty. Since that roll of the dice it has been all downhill at a very fast rate. Even though our actor barely works, he was on a very big hit show for several years. People recognize him. He doesn't have a problem picking up women to take home. The other night he had four competing for his attention at a nightclub. A very crowded club. Instead of being a gentleman about his potential one night stand for that night, our actor said the one who took off the most clothes and got the most dirty while standing on the table would get to go home with him. All four ended up getting completely naked. This resulted in the actor and the women being asked to leave the club. When they got outside, our actor was asked who he had chosen and he replied, 'None of you. I just wanted to see what you would do to f**k me.' " [CDaN]

2) "Which actress has publicly mentioned a certain role she wants, hoping that it will improve her chances of being cast for an upcoming film? Unfortunately, one of the film's producers is not a big fan of hers. He is close friends with the director of one of her past movies, where they had nothing but trouble keeping our actress under control. She needs to get a clue that fame does not excuse unprofessional behavior." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which rehabbed starlet is back in the tangled web of getting drunk every night?" [NYDN]

2) "I hate giving out pet names to people in the blind items because the next thing you know I will be writing like Ted Casablanca and getting my four remaining hairs bleached. However, since this is a third appearance for Coke Mom that will be her name from now until the end of time. In our previous adventures of Coke Mom she has left out coke for her child to sample. (Accidentally) Coke mom has also hoovered her way through piles of coke with another Coke Mom. (Coke Mom 2) Anyway, at an event on Monday night Coke Mom was overheard saying the following. I kid you not. 'I am getting old. I really want to try for another baby, but for some reason my husband doesn't want to.' Well of course he doesn't want to. I am more shocked that he hasn't filed for divorce yet and have no idea why not. Oh. The topper. Coke Mom made about 8 trips to the bathroom in an hour." [CDaN]

3) "Who is contributing drama to a reality show on a carefully orchestrated schedule? This person/couple clearly has no problem at all sacrificing reputation for money. We have actually seen the rough schedule they have worked out to impart drama at key times to keep the bloggers chatting, to keep ratings high, and to raise their payout for this and (hopefully) future ventures. It's totally designed to drag out this period of fame as long as possible, and orchestrated to stimulate waves of outrage and controversy followed by relative calm and/or sympathy, and then repeated. They are smart enough to realize their 15 minutes will come to an end, so they are milking it for all it's worth right now. The next time you yell at the TV or text your friends about it, know that you have been used. Oh, and look for the introduction of a new "character" in the near future to shake things up even more" [BlindGossip]

1) "Which macho A-list actor was annoyed to find press at a recent gala because he hadn't 'put on [his] makeup yet'?" [NYDN]

2) "This one is about as fresh as they come. About an hour ago [item was posted at 2:15 pst yesterday]], this C list movie/B list television actor on a recently renewed (barely) network show was spotted leaving Johnny Rockets on Melrose with someone most assuredly not his wife. Not a big deal you say except for the groping and making out. Oh, and as an added bonus, the woman he was with is one of the better known shemales in town and gorgeous." [CDaN]

3) "This actress is pretty and talented and will be starring in a TV series this fall. Too bad everything isn't so perfect at home. Her boyfriend moved in with her a while back, but he isn't exactly loyal to her. He continues to make the move on both men and women at clubs in Los Angeles, and has had more than one sleepover party while our actress was away, but there wasn't too much sleeping going on. Maybe this is normal for people in LA, but our girl is not from there originally, and the folks at home would probably be shocked if they knew what her boyfriend was up to." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which old-school pair of actor brothers constantly tag-team at parties, picking up the youngest girls they can find?" [NYDN]

2) "Which Hollywood starlet left fans gagging into their champagne flutes as she scoffed mini burgers - then fled to the loos to bring them all up?" [Mirror]

3) "This A list comic movie actor is looking for a new assistant. The pay is six figures which is extremely high for an assistant. The reason it is so high? Well first of all there is travel 70% of the time and you have to deal with one of the most obnoxious, irritating, pains in the asses in the business. Our actor has tried to offer less money in the past but they all quit after a few days. As it is he can barely hang on to them for long." [CDaN]

4) "This reality girl thinks very highly of herself and her appearance. She honestly believes that other women look at her, envy everything about her, and want to be like her. She talks a lot about her vision of other women going to their salon and demanding her hairstyle by name, like a "Dorothy Hamil" or a "Farrah" or a "Rachel", along with products to support that style. However, while there are many companies who are ready to profit from her high-profile lifestyle, she is really, really annoyed that there is not a single beauty or consumer goods company who wants to name a product line after her. Perhaps they are steering clear because there are at least a half dozen other things to which she should be attending right now - like her crumbling personal life." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which sexy rapper was rolling on Ecstasy during a recent VIP event?" [NYDN]

2) There is a very long and involved Cannes item over at CDaN.

3) "This gorgeous Oscar nominee/winner has officially dropped off the A-List. We don't mean to be catty, but she is turning out to be the exact opposite of a class act. She hasn't had an acclaimed starring role in a film in several years, so she has descended to that most desperate of tricks: making out in public with another famous actor. What makes this especially pathetic is that she proceeded to grab the guy's privates as he stuck his tongue down her throat." [BlindGossip]

4) "Which embattled hedge-fund biggie is suffering more now because his son is misbehaving in school? The boy was disciplined and suspended from the private school's baseball team after he was caught smoking pot." [NYP]

5) "Which celebrity hairstylist really snipped her career by double-billing her biggest client, a TV chef? When the stylist's other clients found out she'd been fired, they also let her go." [NYP]

1) "So, for today I thought we would shoot back in time just a little. Not going to go back to Old Hollywood. We are just going back to those carefree days of the late 80's and early 90's. This A list female entertainer has had an amazing life. She has done just about everything possible in the entertainment world and is one of the most influential entertainers ever. Back in the day, our A lister had just gone through a very messy divorce. But, our actress had needs and loved, loved trolling the Lower East Side of Manhattan for Hispanic guys in her chauffeured driven limo. On one of her forays she found a 17 year old Hispanic guy and took him back to her place where she kept him for a few days until she grew tired of him. Well, it turns out that she gave this teenage boy the gift that keeps on giving. The Herp. Yep. Well, a few months later, our A lister was trolling the same neighborhood and people from the teenager's family recognized the car and before anyone could do anything all of his family pelted her car with trash from their garbage cans. Seems appropriate." [CDaN]

2) "This dark-haired actress has developed a weird eating style. On the rare occasions that she does eat, she doesn't like the food to touch her lips. She opens up her mouth really wide and pulls the food off the fork with her teeth. We don't know if this behavior is related to the ongoing problems she is having with her teeth, which were absolutely destroyed by an eating disorder in her teens. They became so eroded that she had to have them shaved down and have porcelain veneers applied to every single tooth at $2000 a pop. She can afford it. It's just too bad that the eating disorder appears to be back. Conveniently for her, so are baggy boyfriend jeans.

No It's Not Demi Moore. We just like this picture of her." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which Great White Way star tries to rock girls he's crushing on by sending them X-rated photos of himself?" [NYDN]

2) "Which female rocker, who was once married to a famous old-school singer, now has a penchant for young girls?" [Mirror]

3) "This movie actress is B list for sure. All of you know who she is. Mainstream popcorn movie leads and art house leads as well. I would say our married mother has A list name recognition. Anyway, our actress bought a hat. Not some cheap Avril Lavigne looking trucker hat, but a hat which actually costs money. Serious money. I think we should all be shocked that she actually paid for the hat in the first place. Well, for three months straight she wore that hat everywhere she went. Then after three months she went to the store and told them she didn't like it and wanted a full refund of her money. This was even though it had makeup on it, had her hair plastered in it and was obviously well worn. Even though the designer of the hats would have loved her endorsement he told her to take a hike. Nice." [CDaN]

4) "Which notorious British druggie model who failed to attend an international photo shoot earlier this month cited 'fear of swine flu' as her reason for not getting on the plane? In fact she was bundled off for a few days of emergency detox." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which beauty now going through a divorce told a pal over lunch four years ago,
'I've had several abortions. If my husband ever found out, he'd throw me out of the house?"' Looks like he found out." [NYP]

2) "Which actor enters plus and minus signs into his cell phone's address book to keep track of the ladies who merit being part of his entourage - and those who don't?" [NYDN]

3) "B- list movie and television actor. HUGE summer movie, and a very popular network drama. He hasn't really come out publicly, but he doesn't exactly hide it either. This isn't a post about his sexuality so much as it is about his sexual habits. It seems that our actor is very insecure about his manhood. So much so that during the entire time he is having sex he keeps asking his partner,'what do you think of my d**k?" "Tell me you like it.' The guy will not shut up about it. Needless to say, despite his resume and money he doesn't get many repeat partners. Have some confidence. You are a movie star and television star and get pretty much your pick of partners. All you are doing by asking is making whatever you don't have, worse." [CDaN]

4) "This beautiful actress is both a television and film staple, and has been nominated at least half a dozen times for major acting awards. You might be interested to know, however, that her acting skills are not confined to the screen. She's been married more than once, but is actually more interested in the same sex. Alas, the one woman for whom she is totally mad - also a very well known actress - got married in the past year to a man, driving our actress to tears." [BlindGossip]

1) "What seemingly sweet small-screen starlet is actually so nasty that she won't speak to anyone on set until she 'has her face on?' " [NYDN]

2) "This C list television/sometime film actress had one big hit on television and a nice steady paycheck from it for at least four or five years. Since then it has been hit or miss with television and movies with a more misses than hits. Anyway, this actress has a great story that she will share with anyone who will listen. It seems that on this hit show she had a female co-star who was not so much into guys if you know what I mean. However, it was more secret at that time then it is now. Anyway the co-star sat our C list actress down and without any kind of introduction or preamble or chit chat said, 'You know I f**k bi**ches right?' Our C list actress who couldn't believe they were having this conversation, said 'Oh yeah. Sure I knew,' even though she really wasn't 100% sure at that time either. Our co-star then said, 'Good. Just checking.' She then got up and walked away and presumably to tell another person." [CDaN] [Ed. Guess: Deb Messing / Megan Mullaly]

1) "Which newly attached TV actress got it on with a gawky star from the same network?" [NYDN]

2) "Which famous boyfriend threw a wobbly when he dropped his coke down the loo in Cannes? He was overheard sniveling in the cubicle." [Mirror]

3) "Which well-chosen wife of a major star is so dumb she didn't know that a drag performance she'd just seen was indeed a collection of males in dresses? Does that explain why she married that husband?" [Village Voice... there are like 39 more blind items there, too]

4) "Which reality show outcome may be pinned on the actions of someone completely unaffiliated with the contest? The producers were well aware of the controversy generated by a certain self-anointed celebrity on another recent reality-type contest. They were concerned that if the same celebrity got too vocal about one of their finalists, it might actually result in a public backlash against their favorite. The producers even spent a few minutes of a meeting discussing strategies as to how to incentivize the celebrity to keep quiet in the final weeks of the contest. They eventually decided that they were better off not adding any more fuel to the egoist's fire." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which top model was dismissed from her agency - all because she became a Scientologist?" [NYDN]

2) "B list movie actor. He did the whole popcorn flick thing and it didn't work out so he is back to the co-lead or second lead in movies. He is definitely a dramatic looking guy. He doesn't really have that comedy vibe. So, he and his girlfriend I guess you would call her had been out and about doing what 20 somethings will do and apparently his girlfriend had a bit too much to drink. So much so that while they were in the taxi, his girlfriend decided to basically puke everywhere in that back seat. Truly awful. Needless to say the driver was not pleased. However, he was more pleased after our actor agreed to help him clean out the taxi and even gave the driver a $1000 tip." [CDaN]

3) "Say buh-bye to this reality girl! It turns out that the producers of this popular reality show have had all they can take of this cast member. She whined, whined, whined, whined behind the scenes that her talents weren't really being used to their fullest. So the producers gave her a shot at doing what she said she did best… and it was a complete disaster. Only one head is going to roll here, and it's hers." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which wanna-be rocker had to take a trip to the emergency room because he went to sleep with his contacts in?" [NYDN]

2) "I hope you read the post from yesterday because today involves the very same actress. Our actress is involved with a much older man who likes to have a variety from which to choose each night. At the present time he has two women he pays for and our actress. The two women are both considerably older than our actress and are much more experienced. One of the two women who is bought enjoys pain but our actress does not get involved in anything but watching it be administered. In addition to taking care of her benefactor, our actress is also expected to spend some, umm alone time with the other bought woman. It is amazing what a drug habit will do to once very strong morals. I smell rehab very, very soon." [CDaN]

3) "She is a movie actress who has nearly eclipsed her husband in fame and notoriety. Outwardly, he seems to have no reservations in watching her succeed. In reality, though, his big ego has led him to doing some quiet things to sabotage her behind her back. He recently made a call to a director with whom he has a good relationship, asking him to forgo casting his wife for a particular upcoming role that she really wanted.

We smell trouble coming. This actress takes her work seriously, and there are bound to be repercussions for her husband and marriage if she finds out he is undermining her." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which SAG Award-winning actor has pals ship him marijuana in hollowed-out candles when he's working out of town?" [NYDN]

2) "Which star sparked a security alert when he launched himself off a diving board minutes after visiting the little boy's room to, erm, powder his nose? The fella was inches away from smashing his head on a rock." [Mirror]

3) "This B list television actress on a very hit network drama is in Cannes. Hey, at least I narrowed it down for you. I mean how many could there be? Well, it seems our actress got VERY lucky. How lucky? Well our actress was apparently spotted receiving a large quantity of white powder from a male acquaintance. The person who spotted this reported it to the police, who decided to raid our actresses' hotel room. All this for coke? Anyway, after a 30 minute search with a drug sniffing dog, nothing was found. Yeah, well they should have come the night before. Unfortunately our actress is like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and had finished what she had been provided. When she finally gets busted her world is going to come crashing down." [CDaN]

4) "Could it be that a former sitcom siren is desperately seeking a baby? After a number of failed relationships, she's decided not to wait for Mr. Right and is instead turning to the turkey baster. To fill it, she's trying to enlist the aid of one of her many gay friends, some to whom she's been romantically linked. Her most recent breakup led her to forget about chemistry and focus on muddling through solo." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which Pakistani officials, in town for Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari's meeting at the United Nations, spent $14,000 on lap dances and drinks at a topless bar? The expensive evening came just as President Obama was pledging billions in aid to that country and the United Nations was warning of 800,000 new Pakistani refugees." [P6]

2) "Which reality TV dad is trying to escape rumors he's cheating by claiming the woman he supposedly slept with prefers women?" [P6]

3) "Which two rehabbed actors were both recently back to being addicts at the very same event?" [NYDN]

4) "Which star demands cabin crew speak to her through her fella? They're also under orders not look her in the eye." [Mirror]

5) "This producer has had at least one Academy Award nomination for Best Picture. The thing is, he has been the producer of many, many movies, but has never done any actual producing. He takes the producer credit in exchange for a reduced fee in the drugs he supplies to the set." [CDaN]

6) "This C list actor shows up as a recurring role for three or four episodes at a time on a television show and then disappears for a year or so and does it again. His latest show was an arc on a bubble network comedy. Anyway, during his three weeks on the show, he managed to get not one, but two extras pregnant. Nice huh? It's a good thing he doesn't work more." [CDaN]

7) "This director has had a top ten movie of the week this year. The word is to never visit him in his trailer. Ever. From the second he walks into the trailer he takes off his clothes. If you come to his trailer he doesn't cover himself or make any efforts to be modest. It is full frontal the entire time. He isn't lewd about it, he just goes naked until he is needed on the set again." [CDaN]

8) "This B-/C+ actor from a hit network drama who has had a very famous girlfriend in the past year, thinks he has a life coach that he hired last year. What he really has is a tabloid reporter who is writing a book about the show and the people on it." [CDaN]

9) "When these two media superstars hooked up, many thought it was a match made in heaven. He was going to be her next big star. But there was one big problem. One media star has a troubled past and it is now coming back to haunt him. Now the other media star won't have anything to do with him." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which troubled young starlet was caught doing lines with her new bestie at a hot NYC club?" [NYDN]

2) "This aging former list television actor hasn't been on anything big in years. Back in the day he went from a hit drama straight into a hit comedy. Now he spends most of his days yelling obscenities at his neighbors dog. His neighbor is a b list actor who was the lead on a semi hit comedy. Our former a list actor is married to a former beauty queen who was on a hit television comedy." [CDaN]

3) "This TV star is apologizing, but it's not because she is really sorry. It's because she is really scared. Why would someone so powerful be worried? Because she made the mistake of crossing someone who knows the secret she has been trying to hide for years. He has threatened to reveal the secret unless she helps to fix his career. She is finding out that the sword of judgement cuts both ways. It also has the power to cut you to pieces if you use your popularity to become arrogant and destructive." [BlindGossip]

1) "Which infamously perverted actor should start checking his dates' IDs? He may not realize that he recently went out with some serious jailbait!" [NYDN]

2) "A C+ list actor on a fairly hit non network show. He is one of the leads. Mostly television. Anyway, drugs were considered to be one of the reasons his marriage fell apart. Apparently things have not got much better. At a party a few weeks ago he was at the home of a producer of his new movie. Our actor was feeling no pain and was doing coke like a fiend and drinking shot after shot of whiskey as well. This was a big house and the guests had all been directed to use one or two of the bathrooms. Our actor decided that a bathroom was too small for him. So, every hour or so when he went to, ummm relieve himself, he used a bedroom instead of a bathroom. Over the course of the evening he managed to mark his territory on ever piece of furniture, carpeting, bed, and a good portion of the walls. He thought it was funny as hell and at the end of the night told everyone what he had done. The next morning he was kicked off the movie, and ended up forking over about $10,000 in damages." [CDaN]

3) "There's a tape floating around the black market in WeHo. It features a current tween favorite. Those who have seen it say that it's much more disgusting than the Paris Hilton tape. This one involves more than two people, same-sex activity among both girls and boys, and our star in every position possible. Did I mention our star is believed to have been underage (somewhere between thirteen and seventeen) when it was filmed?" [BlindGossip]