By way of update on the Anna Nicole Smith situation: Yes, still dead, as the voodoo priestess that TMZ has contracted to temporarily resurrect her, Weekend at Bernies II style, to lead them to Dannielynn's real father has so far failed to achieve any positive results with his black magic. Until their midwife of darkness succeeds in reviving Smith, they'll have to settle for Anna Nicole living on only by means of the constantly surfacing videos like the one that aired on Fox News Channel last night, reminding us of the tragic starlet's endearing love of heavily self-medicated clowns.

• Anna Nicole Wacked Out Of Her Mind In Clown Makeup! [YouTube]

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