While Mumbai train commuters disrupted the shoot of A Mighty Heart earlier this week by hurling their offspring at star Angelina Jolie in hopes that she might instantly fall in love with one of the adorable, projectile adoptee candidates and add it to her ever-expanding multinational brood, parents at a school where the production was filming on Thursday seemed much less eager to assist the actress in filling out her family. Once the gates to the school were thrown open at the completion of the day's shooting, concerned mothers quickly stormed in to retrieve their children, hoping to rescue them before Jolie could form a downtime attachment to an extra and attempt to spirit one off to Hollywood. The unfortunate hysteria, complete with reports of rough treatment of the stampeding parents by abusive bodyguards, was completely unnecessary, as Jolie obviously would have no interest in acquiring a child old (and well-off) enough to attend such a school.

• Scuffle at Jolie School Film Shoot [AP]

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