Agents and free festival booze are a recipe for certain disaster. Enjoy this breakdown of their drunken antics at Sundance, courtesy of Page Six:

· The Agent Dance's very own Ari Emanuel of Endeavor was spotted shoving money into strippers' g-strings at the Inside Deep Throat party. It's still unknown if he later shook them down for his ten percent.

· Big-shot ICM agents were caught soliciting lap dances from non-stripper types at the Ludacris show at Harry O's. Ladies of Sundance, how very sad for you. If you're going to sell your dignity like that, at least do it at the William Morris table. At least then you could've blamed it on a daddy complex.

· UTA's Josh Klein was seen going off when he wasn't allowed into the VIP line at the Motorola party. We can almost hear the frustrated cries of "Don't you know who I am?!"

Hey, where were the CAA kids, back at the condo playing Scrabble?

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