Why is Official Agent Dance mascot Ari Emanuel frustrated? Because he just hates it when rumors that were originally circulating months ago resurface, making the Agent Dance feel stale. But we keep hearing the whispers that Emanuel's shark-in-arms, Endeavor's John Lesher, might finally—finally!—take over Paramount Classics after all. Do we know this for sure? Of course we don't. Are we passing along the chatter anyway? You bet. Revisiting suddenly revived July rumors makes us feel all summery in our naughty places, even with Ari frowning down at us.

• The Agent Dance: Lesher Unleashed? [Defamer]

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