We just heard a rumor that both Ice Cube and Bruce Willis have left CAA—separately, we suppose, as much as we love the image of Cube and Willis skipping up Wilshire Boulevard, arm in arm, in search of new adventures and new representation. As far as we know, neither has signed on with another firm. But what do we know? We're still imagining the two happily frolicking along, but now Bruno is holding a picnic basket and scattering rose petals behind them, asking Cube if signing up for three more Die Hard sequels would make him look a little desperate.

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