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Defamer is committed to bringing together frustrated screenwriters with free time on their hands and agents willing to get a good working over. From Craiglist:
Looking to Hate Fuck a Hollywood Agent - 32Screenwriter recently dumped by his agency looking to take his frustrations out on a scumsucking, bottom dwelling agent. You must be HOT (no fat old nellies) and working at a major agency (WMA, ICM, UTA, Endeavor...will also accept Gersh, Paradigm, Writers and Artists or APA). I am extremely masculine, handsome, and in GREAT shape since I get no work so I spend all day at the gym. Prepare to get the most intense ritualistic humiliation/working over of your putrid, oxygen wasting existence.
Let's make this happen! All interested parties can meet at the sauna at the Crunch gym next to the Sunset Five at lunch time. One hate-fucking per customer. And please observe the agency requirements above...it would just be so awkward if an agent from a boutique has to be turned away without being properly hate-fucked.
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