• By Mark
    Dec 12, 2005 3:22 PM 211
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    CAA's Crappy CamCorders Handsomely Packaged

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    A delighted recipient of CAA's assistant gift, the semifunctioning CamCorder that will no doubt precipitate scores of defections from studio desk duties to promising filmmaker careers, sent in this camphone pic of the high-tech gizmo's artfully written packaging. Indeed, the agency Santa Claus haggling down the Chinatown stall vendor to $20 per box of 300 showed the "nobellest" of taste in his gift selection.

    We still haven't received word about the arrival of UTA's magic candy bars; we thought they were being distributed on Friday, but an informal poll of several operatives at a bar that night revealed they had yet to be delivered. Let us know once you've unwrapped your candy and drowned the sorrow of your disappointment in chocolate.


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