Hey—ahh. Man, hey, um—look at this! Hey! Cameron Diaz’s husband Benji Madden from PacSun break room mid-day motivation band Good Charlotte got a new scalp tattoo—isn’t it good? [Nodding with eyes wide to convey the idea that you should do the same.] Hmm?

According to Us Weekly, Madden debuted the new tattoo last night after having a dinner date with his wife, famous actor Cameron Diaz, about whom he must know a life-altering secret:

Oooh. It looks—good! Wow—just. Huh!

Did you know that Benji Madden also has a tattoo of Cameron Diaz’s first name? It’s true:

Soooo cute. [Nodding nodding nodding.]

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