Hey—ahh. Man, hey, um—look at this! Hey! Cameron Diaz’s husband Benji Madden from PacSun break room mid-day motivation band Good Charlotte got a new scalp tattoo—isn’t it good? [Nodding with eyes wide to convey the idea that you should do the same.] Hmm?
Oooh. It looks—good! Wow—just. Huh!
Did you know that Benji Madden also has a tattoo of Cameron Diaz’s first name? It’s true:
Soooo cute. [Nodding nodding nodding.]