Mondays suck. But you can improve this one just a little by watching the first episode of John Oliver's new show, Last Week Tonight, which HBO has generously made available to mere peasants by putting it on YouTube.

Well, they're not that generous. Even though the episode is up on YouTube, HBO won't allow embeds. Because putting a show online but not letting other people link to it is the best way to build buzz. Just click the link above to go right to the episode.

You'll laugh! You'll gasp! You'll wonder how he has time to breathe! Your workday will be completely shot!