What idle thought pinged across your baby brain last night, just before you drifted off to sleep? Was it "I wish I were as beautiful as Kim Kardashian, and I wonder how much it would cost to make that wish come true?" If the answer is yes, you're in luck re: the finding out the cost part.
In an interview published on the beauty blog Into the Gloss today, Kim reveals the names of the products she uses every day for glam purposes. That's right—all of 'em. Quoth Kim, "I have so many friends who don't wear makeup and hardly ever do their hair. I feel really blessed because I genuinely love the process of getting my hair and makeup done." So what goes into that process?
According to Kim, her beauty routine starts with taking off her makeup, presumably because she is never without it for longer than a few seconds at a time. "I use the Neutrogena Make-Up Remover Cleansing Towelettes," she says, which, OMG, I do too. (A pack of seven costs $1.83).
The similarities between our respective beauty routines begin and end with those towelettes.
Here is a full categorized list of the products Kim uses throughout the day, cribbed from the interview. We've helpfully noted the price of each so you can budget accordingly.
Face Cleansers and Creams
By Terry Pureté de Rose Refreshing Cleansing Gel, $52. "Because it smells like rose," Kim says.
Guerlain Orchidée Impériale The Rich Cream, $455. "Because I love the scent and the rich creaminess," she explains.
C+C Vitamin Cream, $115. This is similar to the cream above, but per Kim, "it smells really strongly of orange."
Tracie Martyn Shakti Resculpting Cream, $155. It's "rose-scented, so of course I love it," says Kim, stating the obvious.
Epicuren Bulgarian Rose Otto, on sale for $42.95 on Amazon. It's a rose oil. Kim notes, "I'm also really big on rose oils."
"For face sunscreen, I have two," Kim declares.
La Mer's The Broad Spectrum SPF 50 UV Protecting Fluid, $85.
Lancer Skin Care Sheer Fluid Sun Shield SPF 30, $48.
Kim reveals, "I have this at-home LED light therapy machine called Quasar MD Plus that I got it for my psoriasis because I'll try anything."
MAC 182 Buffer Brush, $53.
Giorgio Armani Luminous Silk Foundation, $62.
Joe Blasco Ultrabase Foundation, $19.50. "It's a really old school, heavy foundation," saith Kim.
Kardashian Beauty Endless Summer Matte Bronzer, $14.99. Kim loves it in Cabana Bronze.
Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour Kit, $40.
Lancôme Définicils High Definition Mascara, $27.50. "For mascara, I think Lancôme makes the best mascaras," Kim professes.
Kardashian Beauty Individualist Lashes, $10.98. Kim insists, "Our line actually has some of the best false lashes—our glam team can tell you."
"I look so different when I have my eyebrows done. Anastasia Soare [of Anastasia Beverly Hills] does my brows," Kim reveals.
A brow shaping appointment with a lesser-known brow stylist at Anastasia Beverly Hills costs $50.
Kim says she gets a blowout every five days, which I'd conservatively price at $60 including tip.
Hmm so carry the one, and carry it again, and carry it again, and uhh, okay that brings us to $2,087.75.
Now you know.
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