Multiple outlets reported over the weekend that, beginning in March 2016, tumultuous pop group One Direction will go on a temporary, year-long hiatus. The boys allegedly won’t tour after the release of their fifth album and will instead focus on solo projects. Then, finally, after they’ve gotten this rotten, lust-driven desire out of their system, they’ll come back together as god intended as the group One Direction...or will they?
“That doesn’t mean they’re splitting up at all,” our source insists.
Yeah right. The source continues:
“Even when Zayn was in the band they had been speaking about having time to focus on personal projects.”
They’re one of the hardest working groups—
Give me a break.
deserve some time—
DON’T LIE TO US!!!!
to themselves,” the source continues.
Enough. “There WILL be another album after this one. I promise,” the Us Magazine source concludes, doubling down on his or her filthy lie.
—Or is he or she doubling down on a filthy lie?
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