Sinewy stress dream Gwyneth Paltrow has been back on the market again after consciously uncoupling from Coldplay's Chris Martin. Martin's got J-Law now, so Gwyn is hooking up with a guy named Brad. Not Pitt. Allegedly.

According to Page Six, Paltrow has been sharing macrobiotic meals with American Horror Story and Glee producer Brad Falchuk. (Gwyn has guest-starred on Glee.) They are "openly dating, but behind closed doors," which means that "they go to private Hollywood parties together." Sure, whatever makes it exciting!

Let's take a look at this mystery rich guy, shall we?

Huh. Well, Page Six reports that the couple "spent time together over the summer in LA and the Hamptons, and went on a Utah vacation" after Paltrow and Martin split. And "rumors had also burbled before that Falchuk was regularly traveling to London to spend time with the Goop guru."

Recently, Paltrow was spotted touching Martin's face.

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