Johnny Depp, who is not well, will marry his 28-year-old sweetheart Amber Heard next weekend in the Bahamas, according to Page Six. If you are one of the 50 guests invited to this event, beware: "accommodations are so sparse" that you will be sleeping on a boat.
There is no easy escape from the island—it's only reachable by seaplane or boat. But there is a chance for relaxation on one of the island's six beaches. Two are named after Depp's children with his ex-girlfriend Vanesa Paradis, one is named after his ex-girlfriend Vanesa Paradis, one is named after his dead friend Hunter S. Thompson, and one is named after his dead friend Marlon Brando.
Page Six notes that the bride will wear a dress by Stella McCartney. Best wishes, Amber!
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