Yesterday Elton John declared, "I shall never wear Dolce and Gabbana ever again."

Today Elton John got himself photographed carrying a shopping bag with a big Dolce and Gabbana logo slapped across it. What is going on? Was he actually shopping at the becursed store? Or did he, like, dig the bag out from under his sink to throw garbage in? It makes a difference, because if we're not boycotting D&G someone should really stop Martina Navratilova from destroying all those shirts.

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