The Situation's 911 Call Is the Agony and Ecstasy of New Jersey

TMZ has gotten its hands on the 911 call that led to The Situation being arrested for assault at the tanning salon he owns with family members in Middletown, New Jersey. The woman who made the call sounds terrified but energized as she describes The Situation and his brother Frank throwing each other around Boca Tanning Club.

Sometimes you show up to get a fake tan in the middle of the summer and you leave a fine golden-brown. Other times a reality television star is engaged in a fistfight with his brother, probably because one of them was supposed to make sure a bunch of checks didn't bounce.

The caller walked away from Boca Tanning Club with a great story about a Jersey legend, but only she knows if the price she paid—unwanted pale skin—was too much.

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