New Royal Baby Princess Charlotte served austere Anglican glamour at her christening this past weekend, in a series of moments captured for paupers’ enjoyment by noted fashion photographer Mario Testino. Kensington Palace released the resulting photos, which are overexposed in the same curious manner as modern ads for erotic tube socks.

Not to be outdone by his new sister, Prince George posed for his own glamour shot, wind whistling through his hair, pram for childish BABIES far behind him in the background.

Later, Ms. Kate the Duchess held her daughter like a bouquet she was mildly touched to receive.

These people will never rule America again.

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