Babies are like wallpaper: Some houses have them, some houses don't. But Blake Lively's baby may have even more in common with wallpaper than we would have guessed, which was already an amount slightly above average. Her name might be "Wallpaper."
Did Blake lively name her baby "Wallpaper"?
In pursuit of fact, we turn now to an article on PEOPLE.com titled "The Hilarious Way Amber Tamblyn Found Out That Blake Lively Gave Birth." In it, Lively's Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants co-star and fellow member of Lively's sisterhood of traveling pants, Amber Tamblyn, describes how Lively coaxed her into a visit without revealing she had just given birth.
"That bitch! She tricked me! I went up there and I didn't know, everybody knew but me, and she does that shit to me. She was texting me about wallpaper, she was like, 'You gotta come see my new wallpaper,' and I went up there, and there was her baby."
And there was her baby.
Allow us to make a slight edit to PEOPLE.com's article—to convey a nuance that could have been lost in speech:
She was texting me about Wallpaper, she was like, 'You gotta come see my new Wallpaper,' and I went up there, and there was her baby."
She was texting me about Wallpaper.
You gotta come see my new Wallpaper.
Wallpaper's name has not yet been officially confirmed by Lively.
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