Leonardo DiCaprio wakes up from a restful sleep. He stretches and yawns. He is satisfied. "Ah, another day, another day," he says to no one, with a sigh. "No one on Earth has partied with more ladies than I have, after I partied with those 20 ladies at Art Basel." He smiles and checks his phone. "WHA-WHAAAAAT?"
So sorry, Leonardo DiCaprio, but it looks like you've been babe bested. Page Six reports that Derek Jeter—Mr. Baseball himself!—had a Meatpacking District party with 30 "attractive girls." Ten more than Leonardo's Art Basel thing. Oh, our poor baby.
The group met at Chester restaurant on Sunday to watch the Seahawks/Cardinals game:
Joining him at the private viewing party were some male pals and 30 attractive, model-like women, sources told Page Six.
While Jeter had insisted upon his retirement that he hoped to settle down and start a family, noticeably missing from the guest list was his Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue model girlfriend of two years, Hannah Davis.
Never did Leonardo DiCaprio think the phrase "attractive, model-like women" would sting so acutely.
Did he even think of Leonardo DiCaprio at all?
Could that be what hurts the most?
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