To the surprise of absolutely no one in the entire goddamn world, Dane Cook, your brother's favorite comedian in 2004, confessed to Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live last night that he has indeed slept with his groupies.

In somewhat of an elaborate setup, Cook was forced to reveal a number of details about his past or face being blasted in the face with cheese whiz by CNN's Candy Crowley (the most—only?—impressive thing about WWHL is the strange lineup of guests Cohen manages to shame into coming on). The dumbest thing Jessica Simpson said on the set of Employee of the Month? "Are we making a movie?" His worst on-screen kiss? Kate Hudson.

And then: How many groupies has he slept with? "In my younger days I would say...a few hundred." Cool.

[There was a video here]

[H/T NY Daily News // Video via Bravo]